Submit your haiku

Submit your haiku in an email to dissertationhaiku@gmail.com.  Be sure to include your discipline, the name of your institution, a sentence or two in plain english about what you do, and any email address or link you’d like to associate with your name.  We’re kinda picky about meter here at dissertation haiku, so please make sure your poem fits the 5-7-5 syllable pattern.  Thanks!

Responses

  1. Discipline: Visual Culture / Art History

    Lying, is it wrong?
    When identities performed
    are disrupted: free.

    My dissertation looks at the performance of lying as a way to disrupt assumptions of race, gender and class. In so doing, I argue that a space of free expression can emerge.

  2. Offshore gradient
    transitions to vertical
    over shelves in spring.

    Oceanography
    The Florida State University
    Research Scientist

  3. History

    Collecting a stamp
    Official souvenir, past
    America: great!

    Title: Stamping American Memory: Stamp Collecting in the U.S., 1880s-1930s

  4. Subject: Philosophy

    A red tomato –
    Your visual perception
    Is direct and thick.

    Kelly Trogdon

    UMass Amherst

    Dissertation Title: Phenomenal Acquaintance

    My dissertation is about our special cognitive relation to our current experiences. Two features of this relation: it is direct and thick (i.e. substantive and determinate).

  5. A voice from the past
    Galaxies are born and die
    In sixteen channels

    I updated a recording of Orson Welles discussing Galaxies, Quasars and other mysteries of the universe for a Planetarium show at the Gates Planetarium at the Denver Museum of Nature and Science. My project was more about multi channel audio production than the universe, but the subject matter sounds impressive at cocktail parties. Now I just need to get an invite to a cocktail party.

  6. Bush admin minions
    use language tricks to defend
    No Child Left Behind

    Julie Ellison Justice
    Peabody College of Education, Vanderbilt University

    Title: Reading at or above grade level: The construction of “grade level” in reading policy and political discourse.

    My dissertation reported my analysis the speeches, press releases, congressional testimony and policy documents of 8 years of Bush Administration rhetoric to understand how it came to be naturalized that kids should “read at grade level” when previous policies required kids to read “proficiently” or “well and independently.”

  7. Chickasaw culture
    in museum exhibits
    explain sov’reignty

    Joshua Gorman
    University of Memphis

    Dissertation Title: Building a Nation: Chickasaw Museums and the construction of Chickasaw History and Heritage

    Study examines the use of museums and heritage sites by the Chickasaw Nation to define and legitimate contemporary political, economic and social sovereignty through the exhibited reaction to the historiography.

  8. Blossoms of the mind
    grow from a thousand Spring blooms;
    authors, books designed.

    Kenneth Price
    University of Virginia, English

    I’m looking at how one’s idea of an author being read is partly built upon the physical books the reader is working from and how authors and publishers engage with that phenomenon.

  9. > EXAMINE TEXT GAMES
    …their art springs from frustration.
    > PUT ART INTO THEORY

    Discipline: English

    Institution: University of California, Santa Barbara

    Title: Command Lines: Aesthetics and Technique in Interactive Fiction and New Media

    My dissertation surveyed text-based narrative games called interactive fiction (IF), 1975-2005. I developed two concepts for their interpretation — “implied code,” or the interactor’s mental model of an interactive work; and “frustration aesthetics”, or how constraints shape interactive experiences.

  10. I completed my PhD in 2004. It was a cellular neurophysiology study. I studied a class of interneuron in the retina called displaced amacrine cells. My main goal was to understand the physiological and anatomical properties of displaced amacrine cells as a way to understand their contribution to retinal and visual processing.

    Here’s my Haiku:

    Cells in between cells,
    make the retina’s magic
    and keep its secrets.

  11. East meets West in verse:
    Satan as Sultan rules Hell
    From Devil’s Divan

    “English Liberty and Turkish Tyranny: Symbols of the East in Milton’s Poetry and Prose”

    English Dept. NYU 2005.

    This dissertation catalogs and interprets Milton’s use of Eastern imagery in his poetry and prose as a foil for his conception of a free English society.

  12. Hello, do you speak French? No, I’m Italian-Australian. It’s politically correct!

    English and Culture: a sociolinguistic approach to plurilingual and multicultural situation in Canada, Australia and the United States (original title in French: L’anglais et les Cultures, analyse sociolinguistique des situation plurilingues et multiculturelles au Canada, en Australie et aux Etats-Unis) Université Paris IV-Sorbonne, 1998

  13. A tropical night:
    Buzzing, stridulating and
    Pulsing everywhere.

    Neuroethology, UT-Austin, 2009

    My dissertation describes the process of selecting a mate in a tropical frog species. How such behaviour comes about in life, and how such a decision is executed in real time.

  14. Knowledge that is tacit
    Still needs capture and sharing
    How do we do that?

    Title:
    e-Learning 2.0: Emergence, social networks and the creation of shared knowledge

    As learners in the workplace turn toward just-in-time answers, knowledge and support networks, it becomes more pressing to understand how knowledge can be harnessed in a new, anytime digital environment. This dissertation explored knowledge design via new emerging technologies that allow for better finding, creating and sharing of information.

  15. A dissertation
    seventeen syllables long
    still takes forever…

  16. A person’s past actions.
    Predicts future actions,
    If they are verifiable.

    Biographical information (biodata) obtained from job applicant forms has been in use since
    the turn of this century to predict future job success. It has been only relatively recently
    that there has been a concerted effort to improve biodata’s reliability and validity. Two of
    the major concerns are how to minimize the incidence of faking and how to reduce
    inaccurate responses due to social desirability.

  17. Tiny neutrinos ….
    How do we catch the damn things?
    Computers can help.

    J. Jacobsen, “Simulating the Detection of Muons and Neutrinos in Deep Antarctic Ice.” The University of Wisconsin – Madison (1996).

  18. Soldiers went shopping
    during the Vietnam War.
    What were we thinking?

    “Beauty, Bullets, and Ice Cream: Re-Imagining Daily Life in the ‘Nam”, Penn State University, 2004

  19. Discipline: Comparative Literature, Binghamton University

    What I do: Modernist/postmodern studies, D.H. Lawrence/Apocalypse studies

    Dissertation:

    Why do people fear
    The apocalypse and the
    Light it brings to things.

  20. the study of the
    obvious is what was taught
    to wit, in theory.

    dept. of sociology
    wayne state university
    detroit, mi
    2007 alum

  21. Vectorized kernel
    and high-throughput column store
    play well together

    “Balancing Vectorized Query Execution with Bandwidth-Optimized Storage”

    CWI, Amsterdam, The Netherlands; September 2009

  22. rose or violet
    approaching or receding
    red or blue unknown

    Proposed dissertation on the cosmological effects of micro-regional variations in dark matter density and local expansion/contraction rates.

  23. Discipline: Philosophy

    Right of copyright
    Depends on nature of works
    Otherwise: chaos.

    Title: “The Metaphysics and Ethics of Copyright”

    Darren Hudson Hick
    University of Maryland
    2008

  24. The story of rules:
    The Internet’s nothing new.
    Fear stalks; money talks.

    Title: Launching the DNS War: Dot-Com Privatization and the Rise of Global Internet Governance

    Craig Simon University of Miami, School of International Studies.

    A mid 1990s effort to create a new overseer for the Internet’s Domain Name System (DNS) sought to create a formal administrative apparatus operating at a world-wide level, independent of the sovereign state system. Institutional membership within the new structure was intended to confer participation rights and normative obligations, thereby establishing status relationships that resonated with the kinship, ingroup, and citizenship relationships of legacy social orders.

    http://www.rkey.com/essays/diss.pdf

  25. Disrupting the flow
    Economy of motion
    Currency of life

  26. Discipline: political science

    Welfare for elders
    But nothing for our children.
    Who are we kidding?

    Dissertation title: The Age of Welfare: Citizens, Clients and Generations in the Development of the Modern Welfare State (UC Berkeley, 2001)

    Book title: Age in the Welfare State: The Origins of Social Spending on Pensioners, Workers and Children (Cambridge UP, 2006)

    My dissertation examined why some countries allocate the lion’s share of their social welfare resources to the elderly, while others have a more balanced profile of spending on working-aged adults and children. Italy, Japan, and the United States are examples of the former; Canada, the Netherlands, and Sweden are examples of the latter.

  27. Cooking your body
    Warm, buttery allspice wafts
    Your face smiles at me

  28. Markets in Free Fall
    Progressive Thoughts Promoted
    Wealth Does not Protect

    University of Vita Vera

    Political Economy and Influence of Wealth


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