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Discipline: Visual Culture / Art History
Lying, is it wrong?
When identities performed
are disrupted: free.
My dissertation looks at the performance of lying as a way to disrupt assumptions of race, gender and class. In so doing, I argue that a space of free expression can emerge.
By: Anonymous on April 18, 2009
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Offshore gradient
transitions to vertical
over shelves in spring.
Oceanography
The Florida State University
Research Scientist
By: Steve Morey on July 21, 2009
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History
Collecting a stamp
Official souvenir, past
America: great!
Title: Stamping American Memory: Stamp Collecting in the U.S., 1880s-1930s
By: Sheila Brennan on August 18, 2009
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Subject: Philosophy
A red tomato –
Your visual perception
Is direct and thick.
Kelly Trogdon
UMass Amherst
Dissertation Title: Phenomenal Acquaintance
My dissertation is about our special cognitive relation to our current experiences. Two features of this relation: it is direct and thick (i.e. substantive and determinate).
By: Kelly Trogdon on August 18, 2009
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A voice from the past
Galaxies are born and die
In sixteen channels
I updated a recording of Orson Welles discussing Galaxies, Quasars and other mysteries of the universe for a Planetarium show at the Gates Planetarium at the Denver Museum of Nature and Science. My project was more about multi channel audio production than the universe, but the subject matter sounds impressive at cocktail parties. Now I just need to get an invite to a cocktail party.
By: Andrew White on August 19, 2009
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Bush admin minions
use language tricks to defend
No Child Left Behind
Julie Ellison Justice
Peabody College of Education, Vanderbilt University
Title: Reading at or above grade level: The construction of “grade level” in reading policy and political discourse.
My dissertation reported my analysis the speeches, press releases, congressional testimony and policy documents of 8 years of Bush Administration rhetoric to understand how it came to be naturalized that kids should “read at grade level” when previous policies required kids to read “proficiently” or “well and independently.”
By: Julie Justice on August 19, 2009
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Chickasaw culture
in museum exhibits
explain sov’reignty
Joshua Gorman
University of Memphis
Dissertation Title: Building a Nation: Chickasaw Museums and the construction of Chickasaw History and Heritage
Study examines the use of museums and heritage sites by the Chickasaw Nation to define and legitimate contemporary political, economic and social sovereignty through the exhibited reaction to the historiography.
By: Josh Gorman on August 19, 2009
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Blossoms of the mind
grow from a thousand Spring blooms;
authors, books designed.
Kenneth Price
University of Virginia, English
I’m looking at how one’s idea of an author being read is partly built upon the physical books the reader is working from and how authors and publishers engage with that phenomenon.
By: Ken Price on August 19, 2009
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> EXAMINE TEXT GAMES
…their art springs from frustration.
> PUT ART INTO THEORY
Discipline: English
Institution: University of California, Santa Barbara
Title: Command Lines: Aesthetics and Technique in Interactive Fiction and New Media
My dissertation surveyed text-based narrative games called interactive fiction (IF), 1975-2005. I developed two concepts for their interpretation — “implied code,” or the interactor’s mental model of an interactive work; and “frustration aesthetics”, or how constraints shape interactive experiences.
By: Jeremy Douglass on August 19, 2009
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I completed my PhD in 2004. It was a cellular neurophysiology study. I studied a class of interneuron in the retina called displaced amacrine cells. My main goal was to understand the physiological and anatomical properties of displaced amacrine cells as a way to understand their contribution to retinal and visual processing.
Here’s my Haiku:
Cells in between cells,
make the retina’s magic
and keep its secrets.
By: Sally W. Aboelela on August 25, 2009
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East meets West in verse:
Satan as Sultan rules Hell
From Devil’s Divan
“English Liberty and Turkish Tyranny: Symbols of the East in Milton’s Poetry and Prose”
English Dept. NYU 2005.
This dissertation catalogs and interprets Milton’s use of Eastern imagery in his poetry and prose as a foil for his conception of a free English society.
By: culturalcapitol on August 26, 2009
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Hello, do you speak French? No, I’m Italian-Australian. It’s politically correct!
English and Culture: a sociolinguistic approach to plurilingual and multicultural situation in Canada, Australia and the United States (original title in French: L’anglais et les Cultures, analyse sociolinguistique des situation plurilingues et multiculturelles au Canada, en Australie et aux Etats-Unis) Université Paris IV-Sorbonne, 1998
By: Daphné Romy on August 26, 2009
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A tropical night:
Buzzing, stridulating and
Pulsing everywhere.
Neuroethology, UT-Austin, 2009
My dissertation describes the process of selecting a mate in a tropical frog species. How such behaviour comes about in life, and how such a decision is executed in real time.
By: Alexander Baugh on August 30, 2009
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Knowledge that is tacit
Still needs capture and sharing
How do we do that?
Title:
e-Learning 2.0: Emergence, social networks and the creation of shared knowledge
As learners in the workplace turn toward just-in-time answers, knowledge and support networks, it becomes more pressing to understand how knowledge can be harnessed in a new, anytime digital environment. This dissertation explored knowledge design via new emerging technologies that allow for better finding, creating and sharing of information.
By: Colleen Carmean on August 30, 2009
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A dissertation
seventeen syllables long
still takes forever…
By: Anonymous on August 30, 2009
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A person’s past actions.
Predicts future actions,
If they are verifiable.
Biographical information (biodata) obtained from job applicant forms has been in use since
the turn of this century to predict future job success. It has been only relatively recently
that there has been a concerted effort to improve biodata’s reliability and validity. Two of
the major concerns are how to minimize the incidence of faking and how to reduce
inaccurate responses due to social desirability.
By: Frank Kuschnereit on August 30, 2009
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Tiny neutrinos ….
How do we catch the damn things?
Computers can help.
J. Jacobsen, “Simulating the Detection of Muons and Neutrinos in Deep Antarctic Ice.” The University of Wisconsin – Madison (1996).
By: John Jacobsen on August 30, 2009
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Soldiers went shopping
during the Vietnam War.
What were we thinking?
“Beauty, Bullets, and Ice Cream: Re-Imagining Daily Life in the ‘Nam”, Penn State University, 2004
By: Meredith on August 30, 2009
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Discipline: Comparative Literature, Binghamton University
What I do: Modernist/postmodern studies, D.H. Lawrence/Apocalypse studies
Dissertation:
Why do people fear
The apocalypse and the
Light it brings to things.
By: Bryan Dewey on August 31, 2009
at 1:24 am
the study of the
obvious is what was taught
to wit, in theory.
dept. of sociology
wayne state university
detroit, mi
2007 alum
By: farnad darnell on August 31, 2009
at 7:39 am
Vectorized kernel
and high-throughput column store
play well together
“Balancing Vectorized Query Execution with Bandwidth-Optimized Storage”
CWI, Amsterdam, The Netherlands; September 2009
By: Marcin Zukowski on August 31, 2009
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rose or violet
approaching or receding
red or blue unknown
Proposed dissertation on the cosmological effects of micro-regional variations in dark matter density and local expansion/contraction rates.
By: Jerry Moore on August 31, 2009
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Discipline: Philosophy
Right of copyright
Depends on nature of works
Otherwise: chaos.
Title: “The Metaphysics and Ethics of Copyright”
Darren Hudson Hick
University of Maryland
2008
By: Darren Hudson Hick on August 31, 2009
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The story of rules:
The Internet’s nothing new.
Fear stalks; money talks.
Title: Launching the DNS War: Dot-Com Privatization and the Rise of Global Internet Governance
Craig Simon University of Miami, School of International Studies.
A mid 1990s effort to create a new overseer for the Internet’s Domain Name System (DNS) sought to create a formal administrative apparatus operating at a world-wide level, independent of the sovereign state system. Institutional membership within the new structure was intended to confer participation rights and normative obligations, thereby establishing status relationships that resonated with the kinship, ingroup, and citizenship relationships of legacy social orders.
http://www.rkey.com/essays/diss.pdf
By: Craig Simon on August 31, 2009
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Disrupting the flow
Economy of motion
Currency of life
By: Michael on September 1, 2009
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Discipline: political science
Welfare for elders
But nothing for our children.
Who are we kidding?
Dissertation title: The Age of Welfare: Citizens, Clients and Generations in the Development of the Modern Welfare State (UC Berkeley, 2001)
Book title: Age in the Welfare State: The Origins of Social Spending on Pensioners, Workers and Children (Cambridge UP, 2006)
My dissertation examined why some countries allocate the lion’s share of their social welfare resources to the elderly, while others have a more balanced profile of spending on working-aged adults and children. Italy, Japan, and the United States are examples of the former; Canada, the Netherlands, and Sweden are examples of the latter.
By: Julia Lynch on September 6, 2009
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Cooking your body
Warm, buttery allspice wafts
Your face smiles at me
By: amy hunt on October 20, 2009
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Markets in Free Fall
Progressive Thoughts Promoted
Wealth Does not Protect
University of Vita Vera
Political Economy and Influence of Wealth
By: Rony Homossany on October 23, 2009
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